Let's start with informative, cuz the insight shit ain't happening today:

1.  I hate the sound of Winona Ryder's voice - just like nails on a chalk board, eeeeeeeeeeee. 

2.  Have you ever noticed that Howdy Doody looks a lot like Hank Williams?

3.  I almost broke a tooth on a seeded grape at lunch.  But mmm-mmm, yummy.

4.  My computer's picture upload software has gone kaput.  ARGH!

5.  I often wish I was a pyrate.  Or dated a pyrate. 

6.  Slipping on a banana peel can actually happen outside of a Buster Keaton movie.

7.  I believe the children are our future old folks home sentencers.

8.  Bottom sniffing is a great way to get to know your new boss.

9.  There's more...but I'll get to that later.

10.  Oh, I make my own sauerkraut.

11.  Okay, that's it.

12.  Can't end on an odd number - it's a rule in list land.