Pyrates Rock!

Here is where I write interesting, informative, insights 'bout me, huh? Right, right.

Let's start with informative, cuz the insight shit ain't happening today:

1. I hate the sound of Winona Ryder's voice - just like nails on a chalk board, eeeeeeeeeeee.

2. Have you ever noticed that Howdy Doody looks a lot like Hank Williams?

3. I almost broke a tooth on a seeded grape at lunch. But mmm-mmm, yummy.

4. My computer's picture upload software has gone kaput. ARGH!

5. I often wish I was a pyrate. Or dated a pyrate.

6. Slipping on a banana peel can actually happen outside of a Buster Keaton movie.

7. I believe the children are our future old folks home sentencers.

8. Bottom sniffing is a great way to get to know your new boss.

9. There's more...but I'll get to that later.

10. Oh, I make my own sauerkraut.

11. Okay, that's it.

12. Can't end on an odd number - it's a rule in list land.

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